Bookgasm Review of THE DEATH PANEL

Posted in Uncategorized on December 29, 2009 by snutchlabs

Rod Lott has posted his review of THE DEATH PANEL over at Bookgasm. It’s a damn fine review and hope you check it out. Some highlights:

“Pick it up if you’ve got the balls.”

“With sharp writing and a crisp design to match, the anthology makes a strong case for 2009’s best.”

“…THE DEATH PANEL knocks out the light bulbs to close with Erik Williams’ “The Hooker in the Backseat…”

-Bookgasm

Check it out when you’ve got the chance.

The Death Panel now available

Posted in Uncategorized on December 3, 2009 by snutchlabs

The Death Panel anthology featuring Erik Williams’ “The Hooker in the Backseat” is now available and is shipping. Order it here.

From the back cover:
Comet Press presents 13 stories from authors of dark crime, suspense, and horror. Ultra violent, hardboiled, with an unhealthy dose of the macabre, The Death Panel is a no-holds-barred, in-your-face hard ride to hell.

The full TOC:
“Lipstick Swastika” Randy Chandler
“Blood Sacrifices & The Catatonic Kid” Tom Piccirilli
“What Makes an Angel Cry” Kelly M. Hudson
“The Neighbor” Brandon Ford
“The Name Game” Scott Nicholson
“Fly by Night” Tim Curran
“Detail” Fred Venturini
“Parental Guidance” Simon Wood
“Rindelstein’s Monsters” David Tallerman
“The Hooker in the Backseat” Erik Williams
“The Mouth” John Everson
“Nine Cops Killed For A Goldfish Cracker” David James Keaton
“Board The House Up” Zach Sherwood

Kurt Dinan in Dark Faith

Posted in Uncategorized on December 3, 2009 by snutchlabs

Kurt’s poem “Paranoia” will be featured in the upcoming anthology Dark Faith, edited by Maurice Broaddus. Go here for more details. Below is the full TOC.

POEM: “The Story of Belief-Non” by Linda D. Addison
“Ghosts of New York” by Jennifer Pelland
“I Sing a New Psalm” by Brian Keene
“He Who Would Not Bow” by Wrath James White
“Zen and the Art of Gordon Dratch’s Damnation” by Douglas F. Warrick
“Go and Tell It on the Mountain” by Kyle S. Johnson
“Different from Other Nights” by Eliyanna Kaiser
POEM: “Lilith” by Rain Graves
“The Last Words of Dutch Schultz Jesus Christ” by Nick Mamatas
“To the Jerusalem Crater” by Lavie Tidhar
“Chimeras & Grotesqueries” by Matt Cardin
“You Dream” by Ekaterina Sedia
“Mother Urban’s Booke of Dayes” by Jay Lake
“The Mad Eyes of the Heron King” by Richard Dansky
“Paint Box, Puzzle Box” by DT Friedman
“A Loss For Words” by John C. Hay
“Scrawl” by Tom Piccirilli
POEM: “C{her}ry Carvings” by Jennifer Baumgartner
“Good Enough” by Kelli Dunlap
“First Communion” by Geoffrey Girard
“The God of Last Moments” by Alethea Kontis
“Ring Road” by Mary Robinette Kowal
“The Unremembered” by Chesya Burke
POEM: “Desperata” by Lon Prater
“The Choir” by Lucien Soulban
“Days of Flaming Motor Cycles” by Catherynne M. Valente
“Miz Ruthie Pays Her Respects” by Lucy A. Snyder
POEM: “Paranoia” by Kurt Dinan
“Hush” by Kelly Barnhill
“Sandboys” by Richard Wright
“In Abstentia” by Gary A. Braunbeck

Live From Ebay, It’s Ray Garton!

Posted in Uncategorized on September 30, 2009 by snutchlabs

Yep, that’s right – Ray Garton, horror extraordinaire and 2006 Grand Master recipient is offering up his 25 years of experience to the highest bidder. He has 60 plus novels under his belt and four of them are on their way to Hollywood.

Writing your first novel? Stuggling to turn your ideas into something great? Well this is the auction for you.

Check out more HERE!

How Sam Managed to Piss-Off the Rest of Snutch

Posted in Uncategorized on September 24, 2009 by snutchlabs

The title may throw you off. After all, Sam W. Anderson is an intergral member of Snutch Labs. We really couldn’t exist without his angst and drama. Wait, that’s Petra. We couldn’t exist without his attention to detail and gripes about historical accuracy.

But then Sam goes and does something unforgiveable. He sells a short story to a major anthology. Bastard.

Anyway, might as well mention the antho. Sam’s short story “If Mama Ain’t Happy” will be appearing in the The Anthology of Dark Wisdom from Elder Signs Press. Also appearing in it are such nobodies as:

Tom Piccirilli
John Shirley
Alan Dean Foster
Peter Straub
Patricia Lee Macomber & David Niall Wilson
Gene O’Neill
Gerard Houarner

Among many others.

Do you see why we hate him now?

Chat w/ Jeff Strand

Posted in Uncategorized on August 24, 2009 by snutchlabs

Snutch Labs had the recent pleasure of chatting with the miserable and down-right depressing Jeff Strand. Known as “the funny horror guy”, we quickly learned how sad and depressed this author of quite a few novels and short stories truly is. When asked, “When did the laughter die for you, Jeff” he responded by typing the word “tears” over and over.

Anyway, it was a good chat, and if you couldn’t tell, I was joking above. If you’re the type who wants to sit by the fire and read Chaucer and don’t get sarcasm or humor, this may not be the chat for you.

Check it out here.

And check out Jeff and his incredibly brief bio here.

A Booksigning in ‘AdventistLand’

Posted in Uncategorized on July 25, 2009 by snutchlabs

On the 11th of July, Ray Garton braved the violent streets of AdventistLand, in the hopes of stirring up a war between Good and Evil. He, being the evil. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, Evil Prevailed because Good was too scared to come out of hiding.

Okay, that’s a little dramatic, but it’s not too far from the truth. Ray Garton DID brave the streets of a California town, but it was in San Francisco at a great little bookstore called Borderlands Books. Owned and operated by Alan Beatts, the store’s success has much to do with Mr. Beatts’ extensive knowledge of the tome business. The whole staff is great, especially Jude Feldman, ‘a lovely brunette who sexes the place up.’ Now Ray was a little hesitant to put that into print, but as a woman myself, I informed him that, unless she was a Seventh Day Adventist, she could only take it as one hell of a compliment. Top all that off with two hairless cats named Ripley and Ash, and you have one hell of a bookstore!

He was there to promote the release of Bestial, his new novel and the promise of protest awaited him. Yes, it was the Adventists and according to Ray, they would be there armed with flyers and sharpened tongues. And as nervous as Ray was about doing “lasso tricks with somebody’s intestines and then landing up in jail with a guy named Chad who liked my goatee,” I myself was crossing my fingers with fervent hope that the rumors would come to fruition. What a great sight that would be, a Master of Horror squashing the narrow minded masses!

Alas, it was not to be, the Adventist’s chickened out and nary a lasso was to be thrown. But that was okay, because as Ray so eloquently put it, plenty of people did show up, and they were the people that really mattered.

Oddly enough, Lorrie Kelsey Cramer, post Seventh-day Adventist survivor from Rio Lindo ( the boarding academy where Ray went to school) was one of them, and lo and behold, they had much more in common than they thought, mainly the bad taste that growing up with Seventh Day Adventists can leave in ones mouth. And to top it all off, her prettiness had grown into a very nice package of gorgeousness.

After a bit of chatting and getting re-acquainted, Ray was interviewed by Rick Kleffel, of NPR. Check out his website called The Agony Column. The interview lasted about 90 minutes and according to Ray, was one of the best interviews he’s done. Coming from such a seasoned writer, that is saying a lot. The questions Rick asked were thoughtful and unique and he seemed to know a lot more about Ray’s work than Ray did. (Ray’s words, not mine.) Although, to be fair, it’s easy to be fuzzy when you’re looking at a 25 year span of 60 novels and countless short stories.

And to sweeten the book signing deal, Karen Leonard showed up, a good friend of Ray’s and a researcher of a very famous book, THE AMERICAN WAY OF DEATH REVISITED, written by Jessica Mitford in the ‘60’s. When Mitford decided to update the book, she hired Karen, and Ray crossed her path in 2008 when he was working on a novel about the funeral industry, which according to Ray, is really a corrupt, immoral business, hidden by flowers and fake condolences. He tracked her down hoping to pick her brain, and turned out, she was a fan of his work. There are certainly some stories there, and if you get a chance, ask Ray about it. Sounds to me like an underworld which rivals that of the Mafia.

But I digress. Ray started the night with a reading – the prologue of Bestial, which features shocking baby-on-baby violence, and then a Q & A followed, which eventually, due to the expected protest, turned into a discussion about Adventism. Needless to say, Ray opened many an eye that night to the ugly truth about said cult – an accomplishment that Ray wears proudly.

The talk turned to future works and then general conversation, which is the best part of all, according to Ray and I must say I hold the same opinion. It’s the transition from being ‘on’ to ‘off.’ And as high energy as being ‘on’ is, a breath of relief always comes from being ‘off.’

Afterwards, there was dinner at an Indian restaurant, a partial out of body experience, (you’ll have to ask Ray about that one!) and then coffee until late evening.

I don’t have much in book signing experiences personally – the one I do have ended horribly, but I won’t go into that, since this is Ray’s night, not mine – but I will say that if all experiences could be as eye-opening and full of energy as Ray’s was, I would look forward to everyone of them.

I wish I could have been there Ray, but know I was there in spirit.

Go check out Bestial, everyone. You won’t be disappointed. And to learn more about Ray and the impending sequal to Bestial, check him out at Myspace.

Ciao!

Mantooth’s FANTASY Comes True

Posted in Uncategorized on July 20, 2009 by snutchlabs

Not really. But good friend John Mantooth has taken a bite out of a nice market. His story The Water Tower is up at FANTASY Magazine. Check it out here when you get a chance.

Chat w/ Nick Mamatas

Posted in Uncategorized on July 14, 2009 by snutchlabs

We had the pleasure of talking with writer and editor Nick Mamatas last evening. He shared lots of great information on how he approaches and writes his stories and novels, reading as an editor, his MFA experience, and why you’d be wise not to talk about him across the room at a party.

Read the transcript here.

And order a copy of his collection, You Might Sleep, here.

New Interview Up

Posted in Uncategorized on June 17, 2009 by snutchlabs

Stacey Cochran over at Online Book Review was nice enough to interview Erik Williams about his new novella Gone, the Day, Kindle, and his obsession with pissed-off penguins. Check it out when you get a chance.

Also, if you have a Kindle, Stacey has a couple of books worth checking out. CLAWS and THE COLORADO SEQUENCE are both bestsellers on Amazon and worth picking up at a mere $0.80 per book.